[It's a slow day at Neato Burrito, and Abed (working as a burrito roller this month) is busying himself by paying meticulous attention to the burrito he is currently preparing; He counts and carefully rearranges the individual beans, rolls the tortilla up tightly, and folds in the edges with the amount of precision one would take while deactivating ( Read more... )

[Abed looks somewhat pensive, though rather unfazed for someone who's just been informed of his planet's demise. He speaks very matter-of-fact-ly, and seems to be talking more to himself than anyone else.]

Greetings all. I'm Abed, and a couple of hours ago I was a student at Greendale Community College. Now that campus is gone--and so is the ( Read more... )